"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
ARE THOSE DILDOS ON HIS FINGERS HELL NO GOODFUCKINGBYE
you’re worried about his dildo fingers and im trying to figure out who let this bitch wear high socks and flip flops
Ugh this whole post is a fashion disaster
i want hannibal to say “you are what you eat” and stare directly into the camera for 15 seconds without blinking
That’s it that’s the whole country
when you hear someone mention something youre obsessed with
I could do it
Leo whispers to himself
I could just snatch it and run
i never paid attention to peoples eyebrows until i started using tumblr
Crafted with a vintage, faceted, pear-shaped amber glass jewel and an antique brass bee charm. This necklace is hung on a bronze cable chain. Don’t worry, the bee won’t sting you. Sold on Etsy.
PICKLES LOOK AT THIS SUPER CUTE THING
Is that zane from 1direction
this post ruined my life
omg ive been trying to look for this post
Today is the day that Marty McFly goes to the future!
wow. this is actually very important.
Five hundred pounds of cotton! Day in, day out!